Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 6 - Divorced (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂  

Why did I get divorced? You ask?....

Well, last week was my birthday. 

My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. 

I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. 

As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" 

I felt so special. 

She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. When we got there, she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" 

"Sure," I said. 

She came out 5 minutes later with a huge birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" 

...while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. 

~ End