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Nothing Says Closure Like a Corpse | Overkill Was Necessary, She Might Have Danced With You Again

She tells you she is ending the partnership. Very firm. Very serious. Very prepared. Then you say one word and the entire speech crumbles like a badly made biscuit. Suddenly she is shouting about tango technique, insisting she is not jealous, and trying to blame you for things you did not do. --- [F4A] Nothing Says Closure Like a Corpse [Romance][Dark Comedy][Thriller][Assassin Roleplay][Assassin Listener][Self-Sabotage][Fear of Abandonment][We Should Tango. No, We Shouldn’t. Yes, We Should][This Is a Breakup. Said No One Believably Ever] Targets. I Want To Be a Target][My Serious Face Is Serious] Targets. I Want To Be a Target][My Serious Face Is Serious][No Banter. No Flirting. No Explosions][This Is a Breakup. Not a Confession. Obviously][Don’t Stand in Front of the Window, You Idiot][Stop Making Me Love You While I’m Trying To Break up With You][Let’s Call off the Calling Off][I Just Wanted To Be Certain She’d Never Tango Again][Jealous][Flustered][Possessive][Conflicted][Protective][Volatile][Charming][Messy][Overkill Means I Care][This Is a Perfectly Calm and Professional Breakup. No Feelings. None at All][I Definitely Didn’t Kill Your Tango Partner Out of Jealousy. I’m Not Jealous. I Said I’m Not]