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Hoe Is Me - Gardening Ramble

Good Morning to Everyone Except the Sun

A Small Update

Monday

Transplants & Bad Decisions

Morning.

Hello.

YOUTUBE VIDEO | I Almost Threw a Teapot at You (And Honestly, I Still Might) | Jet-Lagged and Heartbroken but You’re Still the One I Brought a Souvenir For

Youtube Video | Office Official Is Not a Thing | Your Boss Just Told HR and the Whole Company We're Dating

YouTube Video | Ring Me When You’re Sober | You Fell Over When I Said We’re Married but I Adore You Anyway

YouTube Video | A Paw and Order Situation | Portly Just Did Paw for a Biscuit and Now I’m Ruined Forever

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Let’s Not Just Be Honest, Let’s Be Stupid | Practised Asking the Forbidden Question but Never Planned to Actually Say It

Monday

YOUTUBE VIDEO | This Is Going to Get Messy | This Is the Start of Something Messy and Beautiful

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Crumbling for You | Why Is It Always Biscuits When I’m Trying to Tell You I Love You

YOUTUBE VIDEO | This Was Not Meant to Be On the Menu | My Arse Is Right Here and Apparently You Like It More Than Gourmet Food

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Wait for It... Wait for It... Still Waiting | I’m Being So Cruel and Loving Every Wicked Second

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Snaccidents Will Happen | Netflix Wasn’t Chill Until I Bribed You With Biscuits for Snuggles

YOUTUBE VIDEO | This Is the End… or Not | World Doesn’t End but My Professionalism Definitely Did

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Please Don’t Kill Me, I Have Feelings Now | Mission Efficiency at 0.8 Percent Thanks to Constant Pining

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Drunk Me Said What She Said | I Said the Thing. Several Times. Help

YOUTUBE VIDEO | The Day Our Kingdoms Died | Your Phoenix Soul Burns Bright but Ice Always Wins

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Kiss Kiss Fang Fang | Freedom Came With Fangs but Love Came With a Door I Won’t Walk Through

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Flat-Pack Feelings, Some Assembly Required | Not Friend-Dumping You Just Admitting I Want the Girlfriend Version

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Fowl Play | Swans at the Wedding Because They’re Scarier Than Me Pre-Tea

YOUTUBE VIDEO | All the Things I’ve Seen (While You Slept) | Your Fear Smells Divine, It’s Making Me Fall Deeper in Love

YouTube Video | I’m Not in Love I Just Live Here | the Cute Panic Attack That Ends in Sappy Girlfriend Noises

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Please Ignore the Sound of My Dignity Imploding | Rambling About Your Front Door Because Saying I Love You Is Terrifying

YOUTUBE | Help, I’ve Fallen (For You) and I Can’t Shut Up | Stop Looking at Me Like That or I’ll... Actually Beg for a Hug

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Teabreakdown | Six Months of Pretending We’re Just Friends Until I Blurt Out Date Me Hard

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Crush and Burn | Yes I Named the Brain Octopus and Yes I’m Hopelessly in Love With You

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Cuddle Weather Advisory | Life’s Annoying but Cuddles Kisses and Stabby Knife Jokes Help

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Craving Complicated | Let’s Pretend It’s Just Physical... Except It’s Really Not Anymore

YouTube Video | So Bloody Cliche | I killed the troll that hurt you… don’t you dare say well done

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Cupid Really Needs to Calm Down | If It Doesn't Work Out I'll Make You Wish for Death (Probably Joking)

YOUTUBE VIDEO | Criminally Yours | I Jailed Your Parents but You Still Want to Coordinate Capes With Me

YouTube Video | If I Sit On You, You Can’t Leave | Darling Budge Up Or I’m Sitting On Your Lap Forever

Youtube Video | Dress to Impress, Confess to Distress | Look at My Arse in This Dress... Wait No Actually Look At Me Confessing Years of Pining

YouTube Video | Just Adjust | Please Do Not Die Again I Need You

YouTube Video | The Devil’s in the Details | The Exact Second She Realised She Could Have You Entirely

YouTube Video | Nothing Says Closure Like a Corpse | I'm Not Jealous At All, But She Tangoed With You And Now She's Very Dead

YouTube Video | Love Me Like You Mop the Floor | Stop Cleaning and Just Let Me Love You Already

YouTube Video | Please Let Me Eat the Cheesecake Before You Kill Me | Featuring The Adorable Happy Drider Noise

Youtube Video | Raise Hell Reach Shelf | The Tiny Demon Who Wants Hell’s Throne but Can’t Reach a Shelf

Right. Hello.

Fear Factor vs Comfort Blanket

Schrödinger’s Romance

DIY or Die Crying

A soft hello before I immediately go back to sleep

New Year’s Resolutions I Will Absolutely Stick To