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A Paw and Order Situation | Portly Just Did Paw for a Biscuit and Now I’m Ruined Forever

I used to have purpose. I had reports in triplicate, an inbox to clear, rules to follow. Now the apocalypse is over, and I’ve got nothing but time, tea, and far too many staplers. I didn’t ask for feelings, I certainly didn’t ask for you, and I definitely didn’t ask for a hellhound disguised as the fattest corgi I’ve ever seen. But here you are, looking at me like that again. Fond. And I’m running out of excuses. I’ve already filed a report. I think I’m falling. --- [F4A] A Paw and Order Situation [Romance][Fantasy][Comedy][Supernatural][Post-Apocalyptic Slice of Life][Neurotic Angel Roleplay][ Demon Listener][Friends to Lovers][Hellhound Adoption][Saving the World Was Just the Start][Oh No, It’s a Hellhound and I Love It][You’re HR? I’ve Been Reporting Feelings to You for Months][I Can’t Love You, I Have Forms To Fill Out][You’re Not Fat, You’re Portly][Corgis Are a Valid Emotional Support Strategy][I Certainly Didn’t Write Our Names in Hearts][That’s Not Flirting, That’s Paperwork][Portly Has Seniority Now][Stop Looking at Me Like That While I’m Filing][Why Do You Keep Bringing Me Things I’m Not Allowed to Want][I Did Not Fall for You, I Was Pushed by a Corgi][You Phished Heaven’s HR, That’s Not Romantic][Angels Don’t Swear Except When They Do][Yes, I Swore. No, You Can’t Quote Me][Flustered][Neurotic][Vulnerable][Sarcastic][the Apocalypse Was Easier Than This][Love Delivered in the Form of a Fat Dog][Bureaucratic Romance][Portly Is in Charge While I Get Changed, Obviously][I Didn’t Fall for You, I Just Filled in the Appropriate Forms. And Yes, I Ticked the Box Marked “Fond”] ---