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Ring Me When You’re Sober | You Fell Over When I Said We’re Married but I Adore You Anyway

You groaned, collapsed sideways, and I fell a little more in love. Last night, you told me you love me. I told you the same, right before you stole a penguin. There was glitter in your hair, a panda trailing behind us, and a marriage certificate that says we meant it. I remember everything. You don’t. And now you’re staring at your hand like it’s haunted. Maybe it is. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s the best thing we ever did. --- [F4A] Ring Me When You’re Sober [Romantic Comedy][Slice of Life][Protective Best Friend Roleplay][Celebrity Listener][Friends to Lovers][Vegas Wedding][Not a Wedding, Just a Crime Scene][Who Stole What Again?][You Pouted Through Our Wedding Vows][I Can’t Believe I Love You This Much][We Got Married and It Was Adorable][That Penguin Knows What You Did][Vegas Was a Mistake, but You Weren’t][Cuddles Now. Panic Later][Tell Me You Remember Saying It][You Look Like Death and I’d Marry You Again][I Stole a Panda. For Love][You’re Still Drunk and I’m Still Smitten][Mango Was the Lookout][We’re Married. Technically][Don’t Open the Front Page. Oh Wait, Too Late][Chaotic][Tender][Playful][Overwhelmed][Drunk][Clumsy][Vulnerable][Hungover][Cheeky][Sincere][Protective][You Said You Love Me. You Don’t Remember It Yet, but You Meant It][I Married You in Vegas. You Stole a Penguin. I’m Still in Love With You]