Sleep Aid Double Feature: Your Honor/The Terror (Patreon)

Ugh. Gross. I tried watching some "grow up" stuff. In this case grown up means groanworthy and thrown up. I don't know why Bryan Cranston is still doing shows, he already won acting. He did it. He's done. He should be on a beach building happy little sandcastles and sippin outta coconuts.

But they got him in this boring judge show, and if you thought nothing could be sleepier than a show about a judge who isn't Dredd, wait till you witness The Terror, a show that forgot to include the titular Terror. There's hardly even anxiety in this show, only slumber. This shit was written by Jigglypuffs and directed by Nyquil.

Fuck this, I'm going back to cartoons.