King of The Hill: The Smoking Bandit (Patreon)

It was bound to happen. I'm finally reviewing this now, too. There's no cartoon or show in existence I won't goofily spew my thoughts on. I don't think King of The Damn Stinkin Hill needs any introduction. If you ain't down with King of The Hill then you can go in the toilet and beat yourself up.

Granted, this is a pretty random episode to start reviewing the series on. An inconsequential story about the hijinks of an inconsequential man, who finally stands up to the arbitrary law of the land and briefly becomes an outlaw hero. This just happened to be the episode I'm on, and it's good enough for me.

What, would you rather I was going down some predictable list of buzzfeed's "10 episodes everyone already talks about"? Yeah, no. I don't give a rat's ass what "everyone" does, or anyone for that matter. I too am an outlaw hero, and I do things the right way, my way. Always.