Uncharted Movie (2022) (Patreon)

Yippitty Skitppity here's some shit for you. A video game movie of a game that was already a movie. Starring a small child, who I hope is not my number 1 fan, because I fear my stiff critique here might harm the boy's feelings.

This is never my intention. I assure you the job of a jerkass jokester critic is no more glamorous for me than it is for the millionaires I must occasionally lampoon. Perhaps even less so, if you can believe it.