AEW Dynasty 2025 (Patreon)

They keep throwing all this wrestling at me and I can't stop barfing up opinions about it. Wrestlemania time is almost here, but first I have to tell you about the recent AEW content gauntlet I survived called Dynasty.

What happens at Dynasty? A lot! Who wrestles at Dynasty? Everyone you've ever heard of and some you haven't! What does any of it mean? I don't know! There's 10,000 matches on the card and it goes from 1:00 in the afternoon to 5:00 in the morning. How much am I exaggerating? Less than you think!