Talkin Games 4 (Patreon)

Hey what do you know i'm STILL just talkin games. I'll be just talkin games till i'm shackled and chained. in a prison. For people who... talk... too much... games. Yeah. 

Let's see, what games get talked about this time. I don't know how about... uh... STEEP. Which i think is a snowboarding game. But i could be wrong because you have to sign up for some online shit to play it, which means there's no reason to ever play it. Also... PINBALL games. Carrying on the noble tradition started by the classic pinball nightmare Sonic Spinball. 

This episode also features me telling the tale of the bloody collapse of Telltale. I mean, i'm sure everyone's heard that tale by now, but now I'm telling it, so i'm just going to assume that means you can now hear it with at least 200 percent more poopy butthole jokes. 

After that, a game you might actually give a shit about. The Witcher 3! Woah, an actual topic that matters. I've been asked by millions what i think of the Witcher games, so be prepared to finally get blown away by the spiciest hot take of all time.... it's good. Yep. 

Oh shit, Twisted Metal Black is in this video. Forget the stupid shitty Witcher that shit's for babies. Twisted Metal is the real shit. Coincidentally, last night i happened to find a really cool twisted metal retrospective on youtube by this boi Ghenryperez. I ain't gonna link it, you can find that shit yourself. Nah, i'll link it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-huBcXbbFlk

After you're done hearing me gush about Twisted Metal in a rambling fashion you can actually watch a real video about it by someone who actually bothered to write a script and present his thoughts clearly... you know, that amateur shit. This guy did a good job, he even got David Jaffe and fuckin Calypso. I'm jealous. Or at least i would be if i were capable of such low emotions. I love twisted metal more than anyone on earth so i'll promote any guy who does the series justice. I better not catch any of you patroning him tho. Don't go breakin my heart. No one deserves money but me. 

Lastly i talk about a game that really surprised me, Until Dawn. Which i was almost certain would be laughably terrible dogshit, but out-of-nowhere decided to be kind of good. It's basically 80s horror movie meets Telltale game, but unlike Telltale it still exists, so it's got that going for it. 

All that and more on this wacky episode of Just Talkin Games, a series I crapped out randomly that for some reason people liked enough to demand more. You wants it, you gots it. It's my distinguished honor To Serve Man, and there's definitely no sinister double meaning behind those particular words in that particular order. Pay no attention to the fact they are capitalized as if to reference the title of something like for example a book, the contents of which make clear said double meaning which again i assure you does not exist. Trust me. Don't google it.

Just enjoy hearing me talk about games. Maybe play some of these games yourself. Maybe forego all physical activity to do nothing but play games and fatten yourself up with butter and spices. Maybe rub some of that butter on your skin. Your delicious, valuable skin. 

mmmmm..... skin....