Backseat Gaming Myself (Patreon)

I'm pretty sure this is funnier than it has any right to be. So the way i did these regular dark solz videos is that by just playing the game and recording footage while sort of multi tasking, then went back and did commentary over the footage later. In some cases, much later. 

This episode was footage i forgot i even had so it was like 8 months later and i had no idea what the footage was even gonna be. It sounds horrible but it actually creates a pretty interesting dynamic that you don't really see in other let's plays. Since i have no idea what the footage is or what i was even doing, you get to see me backseat gaming and getting frustrated as a lets player viewer in real time, even though the game i'm getting frustrated at... is me! 

So how about that. I think i just invented an entirely new genre of video. Certainly not the first time i've accidentally revolutionized entertainment and it won't be the last. The first 10 minutes of this video in particular are the most insanely retarded dog shit i've ever seen, and i mean that in a good way, if that's possible. 

Amazingly it doesn't even end there, there's actually not one but two cool boss battles in this video. Wow. How bout that. No wait i lied there's 3 bosses in this video. Holy crap. 

I went to a fancy bar today and had a fucking excellent chicken sandwich, and for an appetizer they had these salmon sliders. Salmon. Sliders. Like, a full on huge chunk of succulent salmon in a tiny hamburger bun. And there were 3 of them. Astounding. What a wonderful world. 

I also bought some really fancy shoes and got into an altercation with a disgruntled baby boomer in a vr headset.  This happened at a mall. I wish i had video of it but all i have is the story, and this cool dark souls video. 

I'm currently eating sun chips and watching AVGN. Also makin patreon posts. Also i touched a boob. Pretty good day.