WHERE'S DUDU?? (Patreon)

Everyone loves The Witcher 3, and it's not hard to see why, After all, it's pretty much the only game in town with a guy named DUDU. At last, proof that games can be art. 

Dudu is sadly not in this video, i couldn't find him. To be honest i think i probably found him off camera between episodes and forgot about it. But Geralt doesn't know that, so now he's cursed to forever roam in search of what cannot be found. 

There are some who say this is a stupid joke, with no punchline and no purpose. In fact, there are some who may even claim that a game having a character named DUDU isn't even that funny, and really isn't a big enough deal to justify continuing to harp on it. I do not wish to ever meet these people, as being in a room with someone that uncool would turn me into a pillar of salt, and i mean that biblically, not metaphorically. I would literally turn to salt and die. 

There are also those who may say this video didn't need to be an hour long. That no one can handle a full hour of pure unadulterated DUDU action, and that perhaps it could have been released in smaller parts. Those people are weak, and lash out in jealousy because they know they don't have what it takes to find the man called DUDU in their own meaningless lives.

In fact, not only does this video feature copious amounts of a man screaming for DUDU, it also features various non-DUDU jokes. Jokes that i don't remember, but i'm sure they're at least as entertaining and clever as repeatedly yelling about DUDU, and perhaps even more so, impossible though it may seem. 

Remember, all things are possible through DUDU. In DUDU we trust. Y'all motherfuckers need DUDU. Our DUDU is an Awesome DUDU. Praise DUDU. Always DO your DUE DUDU and give the DUDU his DUE. DO the DEW with DUDU, DUDE. I'm DUE to DO that DUE DUDU that DUDU DO.

That's it. That's the post. I don't know how to end it.

Dudu.