MAXIMUM FOOTBALL. (Patreon)

This is a good example of a game that crosses over into multiple genres, on the one hand it's a "sports game", but on the other hand it's also a "heinous disaster", and a "putrid sin". Look, this... thing was on sale for like 2 dollars so i just thought it would be a funny piece of crap, which it is. But it's only funny if you're you, being me and actually having to play it was like pulling out nose hairs. I'm sure i've spent 2 bucks on worse things, i just can't think of any at the moment. 

RIP John Madden and God rest his fat soul but this is what happens when we allow his bloated namesake to monopolize the FOOsball game market. I refuse to pay money for anything EA puts out because i like video games, not online services with "cookie agreements" and more micro-transactions than dudes on the roster. 

So since i don't know what the hell happened to Sega's 2k series, or the pinnacle of football games, NFL Blitz, my rare urge to play a sports game has to be satiated by something as ruinous and wretched as MAXIMUM FOOTBALL 2018, a "Canadian Football" game, which i'm still not convinced is a real thing that exists.

If only Johnny boy was here now, he'd call this one out for what it is, a real "turduckin". I don't know what that means but it has turd in it, so i'm pretty sure it fits. It also has "duck" in it, which is what you ought to do if you see this one flyin at you. Maximum Football? More like... "Wack-ass-Scum-Fuck-Balls". I did it.