Colt Corona's New Roommate. (Patreon)

Colt Corona finally made it back from Radcon this week. My horsey brother seems to be having a run of bad luck lately. First he had to journey home from Radcon on foot, as it seems someone refunded his plane ticket. (Urkel voice) did I doo thaaaaaaatt??

If that weren't enough, a new guest has moved in, and he's REALLY stupid. Like you thought The Kayfabe Commander was a shit character, wait until you get a load of the pan-galactic entity known only as Alien Boy. Not much is known about the mysterious invader at this time, only that he's supposedly an alien, probably evil, and i hate him. Maybe he'll grow on me, but that's easy for me to say, I'm not the poor sap who has to share a furnace room with that Extra Terrible Terrestrial. 

What does this mean for Horseshoe Heaven? Will the 5th dimension ever be the same? Is there some kind of lore I'm not picking up on here? I don't know, I don't know, and probably. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mihMKGARYk

If only Horseboy's bad luck ended there, but sadly the suffering of Colt Corona knows no bounds. For even after settling in with his monstrous new furnace neighbor, Colt was blindsided with the most devastating news imaginable. Somehow, his arch rival, the nefarious Ben Saint has managed to scam his way into a position of power and fame that dwarfs the paltry following of Horseshoe Heaven. How could this happen? When did the scoundrel have time to put this scheme together? Who knows if we'll ever find the answers, but for now, until he gets distracted by something, Colt Corona is in a terrible funk about it. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2KNa64u1GQ

In other news, my legendary Tomb Raider adventure with Gibbo continues. This week we fight a fucking bear holy shit. Two bears even. Those of you who assumed we weren't strong enough to get through level 2, prepare to eat your hat. #DamnStrong #DontNeedNoMan #SexyBoots 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ34NhrTCBQ

Unbelievably, the avalanche of RadConTent still seems to have no end in sight. I still have a shit load of lets play footage to edit, and next month The Pleeb and The Weeb makes it's long awaited debut with not one, not two, but three full episodes of magic and whimsy. You won't have to wait long, first episode should be out in just a few days. 

I don't know how to end this post. I have to take a crap. Goodbye.