It's Finally Here... (Patreon)

The Half In The Bag rip off 10,000 years in the making has finally arrived! Who is the pleeb? Who is the weeb? What exactly does that even mean? No one knows for sure, but we intend to find out! One thing is for certain though, the world will never be the same. Already I find myself viewing my entire life through the lens of Pleebyness vs. Weebyness. 

I spent 7 dollars on a cheesecake sampler today and it turns out I don't even like cheesecake any more. What a terrible mistake. #Pleeb. 

But on the other hand I watched 3 episodes of Sound Euphonium last night and wrote some notes for what might be a My Japanese Animes video #Weeb

You too can acquire this power and insight simply by watching the teachings of the #TwoGaijinBesties. Watch, listen, and learn... but DON'T try this at home. Loving Japanese Animes is strictly for the professionals, kids. You could end up irreparably #Broken, and that level of #BrokenBrilliance is a big responsibility. 

In other news.... stay tuned to the ol' Endless Jess Patreon feed today. I'm rolling out some experimental new Patreon rewards for 1 dollar, 3 dollar, 5 dollar and above patrons. Maybe. If I don't forget. I'm gonna go to wal-mart and then maybe take a crap and play some Worms on PS4. So that thing I said might slip my mind. Wait... what WAS that thing I said? Well I'm not going through the work of aiming my eyes half a centimeter upward to find out so we'll just see if it comes back to me on it's own. 

Take it easy, patreonies! (I'm stealing "patreonies" from Dick Masterson. I'm sure he won't mind. He's a swell guy and probably a #Hamboi)