Avenging Spook and A Terrifying ReVEuough (Patreon)
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First i did a blue glow of the ultimate in ghost game technology. First released on the game boy a thousand years ago this game was a good game and it was about a spirit who avenges. It's called avenging spirit and it rules. It's from the baby times . 1 Million years before the current times. I was a baby and I invented this game in a time machine to raise me in lieu of parents who were taken to the dook dimension so as not to interfere with my ghostly studies and spectral spook training. I never saw them again but i did see videogames again every day forever including, up to, and quite possibly even beyond today. Look i dont know what im saying but this is a game where you can possess dinosaurs and kill people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pje3J7NQQp0
And finally the scariest thing of all. An old forgotten footwear video. This is all that remains of one of the worst videos I've ever made. A silent Hill lets play from late 2012/early 2013. It was originally like an hour long. This 5 minutes is all that was salvageable from it. It's like watching a train wreck and the train is full of rubber chickens and clown shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhRV5U-A62UThere was gonna be more. I was gonna post an amazing spooky rap song but i didn't have time so it'll have to wait in the toilet until next year.
the tv is on and i cant find the remote to turn it off im in bed its time for sleep but this fucking tv is playing some weird vince vaughn movie where he's got kids or something i hate vince vaughn hes like a human penis with a shitty haircut and a fat penis-y face. He creeps me out. He makes my skin crawl. He sends a chill down my spine. He makes my balls shrivel. He makes my butt angry and my teeth sharp and i wanna pull my teeth out and put my teeth in my butt so i can bite his stupid penis-y head off with my butt, but not in a gay way.
fuck vince vaughn. fuck him up his stupid ass and i hope all of his movies fall out of a truck and bury a small city in vhs tapes killing thousands and thereby spurring civil action to be taken against him, possibly in the form of military intervention. Maybe president trump will finally do the world a favor and send the entire american army and national guard to blow up vince vaughns house and rub shit on his face and dump his body down a port-a-potty hole.
now i enter the odin sleep neverr to awaken and possibly to die in my sleep from heart complications stemming from vince vaughn related night terrors.
He's an ugly, ugly, creepy little fast talking chode of a man. Scarier than a thousand ghouls and at least 3 goblins.
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