Fuck em 2016 (Patreon)

Last night I saw a very good friend of mine put her face in her hands and break down in tears because Trump won the stupid election. Because a fat loser won a game show. Because one wealthy psychotic war mongering criminal beat another wealthy psychotic war mongering criminal. That was a devastating emotional blow to her. 

That's what I'm talking about in this video. It's truly fucking depressing to see what this election has done to people. It's ruined them. It's made them pathetic, and weak. It's made them stupider, and more cowardly than they've ever been. 

There are people who i hold in high esteem, who i know are strong and intelligent people, just completely buckling at the knees over a fucking fake political wrestling match. They honestly believe that Trump is some boogeyman whose going to make abortions illegal and turn america into the United States of Rape. 

Well guess what? I woke up this morning and surprise surprise, the world is still turning. The sky is not falling. No one is in danger, nothing is changing, just like I told everyone a thousand times. The only thing that's changed is that people still can't get over themselves about this retarded farce. Dear god, the amount of pants shitting hysteria on twitter and facebook is astounding and terrible. What i said in the video is morbidly, sickeningly true. This election has done something horrible to people brains that can never be undone. 

I'm just appalled by the level of cowardice. Another thing i was right about is how insane and emotionally unstable Hilary supporters are. These people are losing their fucking minds, all because their pants suit wearing alien brood queen doesn't get to squat down and give birth to her larvae in the oval office. Judging from the way people are talking on facebook and twitter one would assume the entire world was burning. But it's not. The birds are still chirping, the leaves are still falling. The only thing burning is the made up little world of people's collective social media imagination. 

I'm really, genuinely saddened seeing people i care about fall prey to this madness. This epidemic of butt hurt spreading throughout the nation like a techno-bacterial digital super virus. The only thing i can hope for is that people watch my video, shut up, listen to me for once, take in the wisdom and remember that this isn't who they are. You'd think people would have learned by now to listen to Wise Uncle Endless, but it continues to be an uphill battle. 

Like the story of Sissy-Puss pushing the boulder up the hill. Only in this analogy, I'm a wise man on top of the hill, and no one can get up here to receive my wisdom, because everyone in the world is a big fat Sissy-Puss. 

The boulder of course would be the election, or politics in general, or whatever nonsensical, unimportant fuckery people enslave themselves to. Stop struggling with that stupid boulder, people. I don't even want it up here. Come on. There's an escalator right next to you. Forget the stupid boulder already, there's chicken and tea up here. 

This is probably up there with the most passionately angry videos I've ever made, and I think it's pretty damn funny too. But i also hope i succeeded in making it at least a little inspirational to anyone who really listens. This is one of those times when i know for a fact my message is a good one, that people need to hear. If there's one thing that's been made immediately apparent from seeing people react to the election results, it's that they really, really need this. They need me. They need to shut up and fucking listen. 

You are stronger, and braver, and smarter than you think you are. 

Politicians don't control you. Politicians are beneath you. They are vermin. Pitiable creatures of low cunning and lower value. 

You are not your country, or your government, or your politicians. You are a person who loves and is loved. People in suits lead sad, fearful lives. They bicker, debate, and drown in demagoguery. They have no hearts and no courage. They don't fuck, they ain't cool, and they will die alone. You are above them.

Let the politicians squabble over who owns the world. They will never own YOUR world. Not unless you allow them to.

I'll get back to making dumb raps and anime revyoos soon.