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[Note: Thank you all for supporting the story here on Patreon. I haven't said it in a while, because I figure it would ring hollow if I thanked you every chapter. But I do think it every chapter.

I've really enjoyed writing the Here-to-There.

See you on Sunday with the next part!]


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The impact of the demon’s body shook the ground, and its cry of rage—or was it agony?—shook the air.  Dirt fountained up as it rolled. Alden had gotten the rope in front of it just in time, and now his second shield was already covering them as he grabbed Kibby by the back of her shirt and tossed her through the open door of the car.

“Turn it on! Turn—!”

Something slammed into him like a diseased wave, and it broke against the thin foam shield they’d prepared before they left the lab. Shaped like a turtle shell, large but very light—it had seen use as a laundry tub a couple of times, but nothing like this.

They were supposed to be out of the chaos now.

He watched the grass warp near his feet. Kibby screeched as the car rocked, threatening to tip. Alden’s shield had taken the worst of the blow, but it didn’t protect the whole vehicle.

Kibby was punching buttons. He jumped in the car, still holding the shield through the open door in case their enemy...no. It wasn’t coming. Not yet. He could see the grotesquely transformed bokabv through the car’s camera as the screen switched on. It was still down, screaming and struggling to rise. That hit had only been the chaos associated with its charge.

Drive. He slammed his hand into the control panel, and they shot forward.

It can’t chase us now. It just doesn’t quite know it’s dead yet.

The demon’s next scream, as they barreled away from it, was so pained it made his stomach clench.

He didn’t know why the sound made him think of an Artonan girl, a young woman, carefully shaking sand out of a blanket that seemed to have a mouth.

I remember that, don’t I? Wasn’t that during the Here-to-Th—

Something hit him in the stomach.

The dream winked away.

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Alden should have slept for around six hours. He knew he must have gotten less than that even without accessing his interface because he felt like he could go right back to that dream if only he didn’t open his eyes. His body was heavy, his breath was steady and deep, and the sofa that had seemed too firm earlier now held him to it like a magnet.

Good potion. Poor demon bokabv. I love Healer Yenu.

He was almost back in dreamland where he belonged.

“No. Unfortunately he’s drugged himself to sleep. I tried to ———, but he didn’t wake up. They’ve given him a ——— Traveler’s bag. Yes, a real one. What a life it must be to live as a hn’tyon’s ———! Having a nap while the rest of us work…not that I’d take his place. Proper respect to our guardians here, far, and lost of course. Of course! But I’m not one of those who can ——— the thought of enduring such a ——— process. Feeling ————— is natural for all of us, but I do think I’m more sensitive than most to the purity of my own —————.”

Alden could have gone right back to sleep if not for whoever this chatterbox was. The Artonan’s words were only half registering, some of the less familiar ones disappearing altogether thanks to his inactive interface and uneager brain.

Shhhh, person.

The person didn’t shhhh.

“Oh, yes. I know. I might have, too, if I could stand it. But when they showed us as young…exactly, exactly. Proper respect, but, unfortunately, the thought of doing such a thing to my self or being forever around those who do, turns my shit liquid.”

Alden grimaced. You officially suck, person.

That last bit was too gross not to drag him to real wakefulness. And as he gained awareness, the first thing he noticed was that his nice, cold room was now hot. Which meant the sucky person had changed his thermostat.

The next thing he noticed was that his messenger bag was on the sofa with him, against his stomach, and since he hadn’t gone to sleep with it there, that meant someone had taken his bag from the table and moved it. Or dropped it on him. He vaguely remembered thinking something had hit him in the stomach. He didn’t carry anything incredibly precious in his bag, but touching other peoples’ stuff? Or throwing it at them?

He was definitely too irritated to sleep now. He opened his eyes a crack only for them to be pierced by the blazing light coming through every single window. His very unwelcome company hadn’t even left the one over Alden’s face shaded.

He glimpsed the culprit—Tass-ovekondo’s weak-diplomaed son Olget—then clenched his eyes shut again. He came into my room and tried to wake me up and make me leave?!

Technically, this part of the car was for wizards during normal operation. But Stuart had said it wouldn’t be used today unless something unexpected came up. The wizards guarding the Here-to-There weren’t supposed to cloister themselves away from the ordinary class. It was counter to the spirit of the event.

And even if someone needed to do something in here, they could have shared like civilized creatures. Shining lights in sleeping peoples’ faces and throwing bags at them was utterly indecent.

Olget-ovekondo wanted the wizard room all to himself so that he could call a friend and ramble on about the consistency of his shit?

Alden would lie on this sofa pretending to sleep until the end of time. Let this cupcake-flushing butthole turn the temperature up past a hundred if he wanted. Alden would “sleep” through it as obnoxiously as he possibly could.

Or is that punishing me more than him? Should I wake up and try to make him leave by explaining that I’m under healer’s orders to dream for a certain number of hours each day?

He was trying to decide which method would get his space back fastest and without making problems for anyone other than Olget when the words the man had been saying began to hold meaning.

Alden forced his face to remain in something approximating the peace of his stolen rest. It was hard. Olget might have said he respected the knights, but it sounded like it had just been an opening to make room for him to say that…

I think one of the words he used meant “repulsive” or “vile”. Is he saying he was unfortunately unable to take the path of highest onus because the thought of having his authority bound is so revolting it gives him diarrhea?

No. He took it a step farther than that.

Couldn’t bear to be around the knights. Even the thought of what they were gave him the heebie-jeebies. His purity was that delicate.

Alden’s temper cooled because he was really thinking about those words. And also about “The Elder’s Croak” and wizards pat-patting away at each other’s authority. And he was realizing that shallow wizards—shallow, unserious people like this grown adult who whined when his mother gave a valuable possession to a former assistant—must be able to look at someone sacrificing themselves and think something as empty and immature, as, “They’re ugly.”

Olget wasn’t even embarrassed he thought it. He was gabbing away.

Alden’s eyes opened. The wizard didn’t notice. He was sipping a drink at one of the two-seater tables, looking out a window. They’d coupled with the larger train while Alden slept, and a string of long white cars in front of them was visible as they all curved to the right for a direction change that had no obvious reason.

Olget had already had his little say about knights, and now he was having a little say about the Here-to-There he’d agreed to protect. Someone named Mutty was hearing that this day was a tragedy and a betrayal. His mother’s devotion to the village, his own devotion to the village, the gifts given—it was all so unfair to Olget-ovekondo. These people had no real loyalty. They should have supported him as the next village master. They were supposed to be his inheritance. Instead, his mother was sending them off with many other things that were supposed to be his inheritance.

She intended to die broke sometime this century, one of her two bound wands was now ruined, and none of his siblings cared enough to protest.

Olget was having such a sad day. Forced to pretend none of it bothered him. Stuck on a train with a drugged human who could not be irritated into leaving.

I can’t believe I wanted to be spiteful to this person, Alden thought, watching him with an emotion he wasn’t sure he’d ever experienced before. Something fairly cold. Detached. Disappointed not in Olget-ovekondo but in…society maybe. What’s the point?

He decided he would sit up and tell Olget to go away, plainly and politely. Firmly if politely didn’t work. This person wasn’t worth his anger, and he certainly wasn’t worth Stu-art’h’s time. But before he could rise and do it, the door to the room slid aside and a grouchy Bithe stepped in. His dull red coat was as pristine as it had been when they left this morning.

“What are you doing in here?” he asked.

Olget scrambled out of his chair. “Hn’tyon Bithe! I was making a quick call. Important business.”

Bithe looked at the drink on the table in front of the wizard, then at the temperature control panel. “Quick?”

“I’ve just finished.”

“Nobody else has needed to come in here on this trip. I don’t understand how you could have missed our votary’s request that our Avowed remain untroubled. He put it on the tellingbush. Are your eyerings malfunctioning?”

“No. I…just haven’t accessed the leaves recently.”

“How irresponsible of you.” Bithe’s tone would have eaten through steel. “Get out. Take your important calls elsewhere.”

Olget looked offended, but he moved. He glanced at Alden as he went, purpled at seeing him awake, and rushed for the door.

“Wait.”

The wizard froze beside Bithe.

“Don’t sit near the bor family,” said Bithe. “And don’t speak to Uro-bor Elder again.”

“I have known the bors my whole life! While you…I don’t know what her son might have said about me. He has a <<quarrelsome>> personality. Uro-bor is my mother’s assistant. She heard my every step as a child! You don’t have any cause to tell me—”

“One wand is hers until the last closing of her eyes, as your mother wishes. The other will also be <<bestowed>> as your mother wishes. Let Uro-bor enjoy this day without worrying about a wizard’s feelings.” Bithe was actually less harsh when he said that. Alden wouldn’t describe his demeanor as pleasant, but he’d managed to sound neutral.

Olget-ovekondo’s hands were clenched. “I’m not someone who behaves as improperly as you seem to think. That you have that impression of me is…it’s…”

He stalked from the room without finishing the thought. The auriad he’d lost control over earlier didn’t make an appearance. Alden had watched for it.

Bithe slid the door shut and headed for the temperature panel. “This is much too hot for you.” he said. “Isn’t it? It’s not even comfortable for me.”

Reminded of the awkward way the knight had handed him a worm earlier, Alden didn’t tell him not to bother with the controls.

“Thank you.” He got up to put his bag back beside his carved o’odee egg. Then he tapped the lamps back on and carried Olget’s cup to the drink dispenser, pressing the button that pulled it down to wherever the dishes went to get cleaned.

“That man…” Careful with the pronunciation. “He has grown nothing, and he plants nothing.”

Bithe continued to look at the panel even though he’d already set it. “You said that well. I shouldn’t have insulted your speech this morning. I was already upset about something else, and I had a yell waiting in my throat because of it.”

“That happens sometimes.”

“I appreciate your understanding. Don’t pick up the large box with the green corners when we unload. Ryada and Emban have set a trap they think I don’t know about, and they’ll be disappointed if it catches anyone but me.”

Green cornered box is boobytrapped. Got it.

Bithe left him to his rest, which was easy enough to get back to with the potion still in his system.

When he woke up again, it was because the train was approaching their station.

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“This day is good for our young knights, and our young knights are good for this day. I hope you are providing them with all the help and happiness you have in you, tall Ryeh-b’t. Your act during the attack of the koobas was excellent. Spit.”

Leeter-zis shoved the shallow bowl full of paint under Alden’s chin, and after setting aside a concern about how many people must have spit into this same bowl today, he obliged. Two of Leeter-zis’s fingers began zig-zagging through the spit, mixing it into the coral colored paint while he hummed.

Kibby would be so into this.

Alden was sitting on the stone bench he’d been carrying to one of the haulers waiting outside the station. Leeter-zis had caught him half way and told him it was his turn to have paint applied to his face. Mr. Stripes Out had gotten hold of every other participant in the Here-to-There while Alden slept.

The wizard was still topless, shoeless, and looking a little like a wild creature that didn’t belong in this setting.

The city they’d arrived in was nowhere Alden had ever heard of. He wasn’t a geography geek who knew the name of every mid-sized city on Earth, and certainly not on the Triplanets. There was something eye-opening about stepping off a train into a place he knew was average for this world and thinking it outshone much of what he’d seen so far living on Anesidora, where the concentrated wealth, magic, and beauty sometimes felt surreal.

The station was protected from the elements not by a ceiling and walls, but by a cocoon of sand in colors ranging from white to a dark, reddish brown. The sand was in constant motion, flowing around the station and high above it to form moving pictures that were related to the region—animals, plants, people in shirts with tasseled sleeves that blew in the wind. There were no advertisements anywhere, but there were poems about journeys written on the floor, with seats grouped around each one. Stalls provided food, drink, and potions, but a few of them were unstaffed, their offerings laid out invitingly for anyone to take. Artona I was not a place where you were expected to pay for hygiene supplies or a simple cup of tea. They even had free tablets—old, but functional.

On the Artonas, the ordinary class worked for prestige, fulfillment, to acquire luxuries, or to avoid being looked down on by their neighbors. Everyone could live from birth to death at a natural old age—fed, clothed, healed, and housed—without contributing their labor to the community. But, as on Anesidora, most people did work, and many worked a lot. Some devoted their lives to a career; others devoted themselves to the career of a wizard they assisted, like the bor family.

Uro-bor Elder was sitting beside one of the poems, running her wrinkled fingers over the box that held the wand. Bithe kept an eye on her even as he chased down one of the o’odee feathers that had exploded out of the container with green corners. Alden thought the knight would be relieved to get Uro-bor safely tucked away in their new house. Judging by the sound he’d made when a little kid bumped into Uro-bor’s knee as they disembarked, he thought the old woman and the wand would both break if they were exposed to a breeze.

“Fun choice on old Tass’s part,” said Leeter-zis as his humming ended. One of his eyes had strayed to see what Alden was looking at. “<<Magnanimous>>, loving. But also fun. There is a ritual to pass a bound wand made of eskya to an heir. Such wands gain influence as they age. But if she had any desire to do that, she wouldn’t have allowed it to be separated from her for even a day.”

Alden scanned the station until he caught sight of Olget. He was helping with the unloading.

“Lift your chin.”

Having seen the artwork on everyone else’s face, Alden knew what to expect. Leeter-zis drew a curve under his right eye with a finger coated in the paint, then slowly dragged the finger up his temple and over his brow, stopping before he reached the center of his forehead and curving it upward. The shape was like a hook or an unfinished “S”.

And there was an odor. He was hoping it was Leeter-zis himself and not the paint. The guy hadn’t freshened up at all since the start of the day. He had dirt on his chest, kooba ingredients in his hair, and his lips were stained with something red he must have consumed.

Alden’s theory was that he was collecting debris from the whole journey with his body to perform his spell later. He was proud of himself for coming up with this interpretation because it sounded like something Porti-loth might do. Leeter-zis was a little more serious about all of this than first impressions had led everyone to believe.

“You’ve worked hard to make the Here-to-There better,” Alden said.

The preparation required for the koobas, the cart and windmemorizers, staying on his feet for the whole train trip and applying paint to every face—he’d been going all day and possibly all of yesterday, too.

“A Master wizard can’t be lazy.” Leeter-zis set his paint bowl beside Alden on the bench and stepped back to twist his spine in a stretch. Then he reached for his toes. “And we must sometimes be tricky. Communal magic requires participation from others, but it’s so tedious and time eating to organize hundreds of people. And then you have to keep them from getting bored while the ritual steps are completed. I’ve discovered that it’s better to build my spells around people who are already organized and entertained. If my wealth and my body can withstand three hundred more days like this one, then I should do well when my contributions and expertise are evaluated. And everyone loves a celebration!”

He straightened and picked up his bowl again.

“If the paint comes off during your usual activities, it’s fine, but please don’t try to remove it. And think about memories of home with one half of your… oh, whenever you’re not thinking of something else is enough.”

“If this spell affects the mind, Master Leeter-zis, I don’t think I should—”

“Don’t worry! Another has already worried on your behalf…and asked me to submit my ritual design to him so that he could send it to someone he trusts more for evaluation.”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t—”

“Don’t apologize. That wonderful young ingredient doesn’t need to apologize either, and he knows it. If only we were conducting the spell up north in the land of his blood!” Leeter-zis was grinning at Stuart, who was sweeping the main pile of feathers back into the box with his auriad.

“Did you call Stu-art’h an ingredient?”

“Yes! I have interesting ingredients today. Several of them.”

“I…might also need to leave before the afterparty. Or during it. I have a class I shouldn’t miss.” The schedule for the last half of the Here-to-There was looser, since it depended on when the wizards finished performing ceremonial magic at all the new houses.

Leeter-zis gasped and turned back to him. “How long is this class? I’ve already painted you! And arranged to fold in your Earthliness.”

“It’s two hours. That’s around—”

“Only that long? Then it’s fine. No proper afterparty could last for less time than that.” Leeter-zis relaxed. “We’ll do it before you leave or after you return!”

I guess I could return?

Leeter-zis left him a minute later.

Alden caught the sound of him saying, “Leaf-eyed ingredient,” to himself and chuckling as he walked away.

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Comments

zero

Thank you for the chapter 🙏

puppy0cam

> Don’t pick up the large box with the green corners when we unload. Ryada and Emban have set a trap they think I don’t know about, and they’ll be disappointed if it catches anyone but me.” The funniest possible outcome would be to trigger the trap now, and watch their faces when nothing happens when it actually needs to be picked up later.

Gaffer

Ah, midnight soup. Now we can all dream of demon cows. Absolute Bithe redemption arc I ear to ear grinned at this thought: > Kibby would be so into this. We need some real time Kibbs!

Jess

Oh my god he really is going to roll up to gym marked up for a communal spell and then run back for the after party. I'm not sure CNH can handle this.

puppy0cam

They will have to live with Alden being covered in ritual paint.

Cuticle

Hmm, I couldn't help but notice that Bithe didn't 'actually' apologize for what he said, just that he "shouldn't" have said it. In my mind, that's a non-apology

VP

Midnight soup!

Matt DiMeo

He has grown nothing, and he plants nothing.

Matt DiMeo

By local conventions, he probably doesn’t owe a real apology.

VP

I really like that the party wizard is actually just using the parties as the best way to get his spells going. Like, he is doing so much to make this a good and enjoyable experience for everyone, I too would be okay to be part of his mass ritual afterwards

The butler did it

Ingredient as Alden's latest job description is utterly hilarious!

Sinnohan

Is Alden going to go to class covered in paint?

Richard Hines

This was great. Thank you for the chapter!

Awesomepossum15

Insert "not that there's anything wrong with that" Seinfeld meme: "Proper respect, of course." "Of course, proper respect!"

puppy0cam

> Olget scrambled out of his chair. “Hn’tyon Bithe! I was making a quick call. Important business.” That call was not important, nor was it quick. The only kind remark I will make about his coming in there was that the conversation was one that was reasonable to desire privacy for. I doubt he would have had the decency to turn the temperature back down when he left if Bithe hadn't interrupted him.

BatheticBoy

The Artonas definitely have a deep roster of legendary party characters huh. Actually, I bet that's literally true, mythical party people of lore.

BatheticBoy

Also, that last comment from Leeter-zis makes me really glad this isn't a Xianxia moment 😨

Ope 'scuse me

Entrust it to Alden and have him move it without setting it off just to annoy them. 😆

Rachel Becker

I cackled at the thought of Alden attending class in magical spit facepaint.

DAK

I love that it apparently IS his job. Party Wizard is actually a massive thesis project for an even better diploma

DAK

What are the odds that an ancient, 5-D chess playing AI actually showed up in person for a conversation with Alden, requested only one thing—take the injection—and didn’t know he’d wake up in the middle of a conversation that badmouthed knights in general and affixation in specific? I don’t really know where this is going, but Mother continues to be amazing and meddlesome. This growing sense of inevitability marches towards…something

John D Jones

I think I like Bithe more now that he directed the yells remaining in his throat toward a more deserving target. One thing is to recall always that Artonans tend to be transactional. If Bithe had learned that Alden had had the idea of letting himself and Stu-art'h face the "skin ghosts" because he knew about the knights' affixation pain, then it's understandable that Bithe would feel guilty for yelling at Alden earlier.

Alexander Dupree

I don’t know what leaf eyed means but it’s cute

AFK37115

probably because Alden's eyes are green and Artonans don't have that color naturally, it s cute!

DAK

Also, the fact that she, aka the system, did not translate for him as he initially woke up is interesting

zetorian

Does that count as promotion or demotion from lab assistant?

Eva

What an enjoyable chapter!

50cant12

This arc might be my favorite. I love every arc but Artonan parties in particular are my favorite, and Alden coming to class with his face painted with stinky paint that has his own spit mixed into it, and then leaving hastily to get back to the afterparty leaving everyone wondering "What on earth might be going on with that rabbit" is definitely something I'm looking forward to. On another note, Olget clearly needs to watch more Klee-Pak.

PearsMan

So this guy and maybe Artorans in general can feel knights authority and what they did to themselves? When they do their friendly pat pats everyone senses it and shits their piss or whatever?

WannaBeATree

Will he ask Natalie for grenola bars for all participants, when he gets back to earth? I feel her ability would realy help the spell along. No idea how she could make so many (during school hours!), so fast though, so probably not.

Terrestrial_Biped

We finally have at least half of the name for Alden's magic messenger bag. It's a (something) Traveler's bag. We learned a while back that speedsters are known in some languages as Travelers, and we know there's a mythic figure called the Traveling Man with a Tail, so I bet that's an actual Artonan designation for an iconic powerset that includes speed and/or distance running. Obvious applications of such a powerset include sending for aid, or carrying aid to where it's needed. I bet Mother gave Alden the (something) Traveler's bag at least in part because he had performed the traditional duties of a (something) Traveler when he ran across a demon moon with a child on his back.

BelligerentGnu

Leeter-zis is an odd but apparently decent person.

Eva

I think that the demon's last scream was actually our unwelcome Artonan who tried opening Alden's bag and discovered it was painfully protected, thus identifying it as a Traveller's bag. I'm sure nobody tried to rob Alden before. And how else would the bag be recognised for what it is?

Terrestrial_Biped

I just realized Leeter-zis did all that talking to Alden without saying a single word Alden didn't know. That suggests a high degree of consideration and social awareness, since Leeter-zis *definitely* has the vocabulary to make the Contract translate everything he says. He's choosing his words so that his conversation partner feels comfortable. That guy might just be the coolest Artonan we've met.

WannaBeATree

“<< Magnanimous >>, loving. But also fun." But only one new word in a conversation is probably good for learning, so your point stands.

Enkelados

I just love how the artonans are a mix between hyper tech post scarcity civilisation and superstitious jungle shamanism tribe.

Batty Corvina

Ugh. The sheer entitlement in that guy. I hate it, but love how well he's written. 😅

Jean

Ingredients. Wizards are wild, lol.

Fabian

Alden gonna show up painted to class. And Leeter'zis gonna fold in the experience into a grand spell! I wonder how a not-knight being a knight affects the spell. If it is visual, as a grand spell usually is, and knights show up as shillering colored waves starting out from the knights, then Alden gonna have a grand outing right there.

Terrestrial_Biped

"What do you mean I've been cut off? I know you have more. It's against the rules for you to refuse to sell it to me."

Kthryn C

Leeter-zis and Olget-ovekondo are out here running parallel races to be the most and least favorite side characters in Soup.

JJ Hunter

Leeter-zis is such an interesting role model for Alden to encounter during a bout of agonizing over needing someone else's consent (at least loosely) to use his skill. At least Alden only needs one consenting person! Leeter has to get the consent of *hundreds* to practice his chosen discipline. Somehow this is going to end up getting Alden to soften up on doing parties, isn't it. He didn't like his first big Artonan one where him being a wizard in Ryeh-b't disguise was the joke making everyone almost wet themselves laughing, but he did seem to enjoy The Thanksgiving. I bet he's going to be at least as appreciative of this one knowing how much work Leeter has been putting into the run up.

JJ Hunter

And having gained such respect for Leeter's group ritual prep, Alden can't possibly permit anyone to purposefully remove his temporary facepaint during gym. It's for a group ritual during the thunderous afterparty of an event where Alden has been wanting so badly to fit in and be companionable and help his friend Stu steer the day towards perfection! Leeter has put real effort into including Alden and Alden's earthliness into this event; Alden needs to reciprocate the respect. Good thing Vandy isn't going to be there for the start of gym, heh. And when she does arrive, she will be fresh from Klein having a serious talk with her about not imposing her own made-up rules on others. Technically, there probably isn't any rule about showing up to the gym with ritual face paint and keeping it on during gym. The facepaint won't impede Alden from doing gym activities, after all, even if it may be cause for comment or perturb certain people's sensibilities regarding how serious students 'should' look in their gym uniforms.

Jazehiah

People said some mean things about Bithe only a chapter or two ago. Such slander. See? He's not so bad.

Endaris

I'm so glad about the Bithe development here. Such a tender soul and so wholesome about treating his friends. He might have just become a contender for the top 3 in my hypothetical coolest knight ranking.

Reincheck

Alden's gonna show up to class with the paint still on, isn't he? His classmates reaction to his face will be so funny to read.

JJ Hunter

I love that the Artonan message board is a 'tellingbush' and reading posts is 'accessing the leaves'. No wonder various Artonans keep chortling over Alden's leaf-eyes! They're reading nature metaphors into his eye color.

Jazehiah

So, if Alden is returning to Anesidora for gym and getting teleported back to Artona 1 after... which teleport center (if any) will he be taking? How many people are going to see him covered in alien ingredients? How many people will recognize the ritual he's part of? How many of the extra wizards on the island will run into him and recognize the spell? Imagine if Alden ran into Ro-den like this.

Serek

I am always amazed at how Sleyca manages to demonstrate the Artonans actually being an alien society by showing us the little things. Like slight differences in speech. "I had a yell waiting in my throat because of it"...it's perfectly understandable but just that tiny bit different from how English would normally work. In other stories the aliens will be described as being blue and have tentacles or whatever and then they turn around and behave perfectly human-like, but Sleyca actually showcases the small differences in culture and everything else. I love it!

sebsebs

I hope it doesn't ring hollow when we thank you for the chapter, then ! I can assure you we mean it :))

Endaris

Danger, very hot take incoming! Olget being so very small aside, I feel strongly compelled to throw some shade at Tass-ovekondo. Olget agreed to protect the Here-to-There on request of Tass. This means that he had already plead unsuccessfully with his mother to inherit the village so it is a service that comes out of respect and love for Tass. Why else would he even agree in the light of how much he hates what Tass is doing here? His agreement to protect the Here-to-There can be considered a reluctant acceptance of Tass's decision. With this new information, his reaction to the wand passing at the start of the Here-to-There gets a whole new meaning. He thought he lost the village as his inheritance but he never even stopped to think he could lose the wand too. Tass did not tell him this would happen which turns this entire "protect the Here-to-There" into a metaphorical kick into his crotch because the wand isn't for that, it is exceedingly uncommon. If I was in his shoes I would feel like my mom is openly spiting me in response to me yielding. Does Olget deserve the village or the wand? No. But he also does not deserve this failure of communication from Tass's side that borders on willful deception. Someone being bad does not mean it is fair to treat them badly. Everyone involved would be happier if he wasn't part of the Here-to-There and I think it is not wrong for him to feel resentment. So yeah, Tass, you have wronged your son, not with his inheritance but with how you have not made your intentions clear, how you have deceived him and how you have hurt him beyond what was necessary for your own happiness. Casting him out might have been less hurtful than this, at least he would know where you stand and could use your reasons to reflect on his smallness rather than feeling unfairly backhanded.

Super Super Supportive Supporter

I think at some point when your culture is rich and harmonious enough there’s enough surplus labor to pour a whole bunch into culture, and properly take your time and enjoy all the rituals

Kthryn C

I understand the actual story is going cooler places than this, but ai kind of want to see a ln alternate reality where Alden becomes Leeter-zis's assistant maenad. Using Bearer to do party tricks, hiring Natalie and preserving her piping hot hash browns until the perfect moment, sneaking forty pounds of pineapples past Artonan customs, preserving someone who passed out rudely early and using their body as a charcuterie board.

Anthony Lutz

Hopefully in the interest of time, he teleports directly to the change rooms a few minutes before class starts, and then directly out of the change rooms afterwards. Can't make Uro-bor spend too much time waiting for the human.

sebsebs

Sounds like the Artonans have some sort of social media ? Something something bush and posts are leaves ? I like this insight about Artonan society where the common people do not need to work to live a decent life : their society is advanced enough to provide for them with little expectations. We can see traces of that "advanced society philosophy" everywhere (outside of the magic stuff) and it's my favorite part about these enlightened aliens. They still do work for the most part, because it is necessary in other ways (personal fulfillment, social achievement, prestige, altruism). It looks beautiful and I hope our future is at least half as bright. It makes me a bit more optimistic about our own issues (at the scale of civilization) so thanks for that ! :)

Hallow

Interesting thought, though I feel like it might kinda of present as noticeable in like the other direction? like Alden is expected to have an affixation as an avowed, so I wonder if he'll end up seemingly more wizardly than he should as someone who shouldn't have an authority sense but does?

JJ Hunter

Tass has many wizard children and only two bonded wands; why would Olget have grounds to assume he was getting either of them when apparently some wizards choose not to give on their bonded wands at all? We don't know that Tass made any particular request of Olget to help protect the Here-to-There. Olget made himself present, and therefore was socially obligated as a diploma'd wizard to participate. Tass supporting the Here-to-There happening (remember, there were advance arrangements!) is a clear 'no' to her son's ambitions. That he took it as being fundamentally about him instead of about her care for her people and her support of them exercising *their* right to choose what wizard they serve really says what you need to know about Olget's degree of (unwarranted) entitlement here. Tass' people aren't property; even Tass' actual property is hers to bestow, retain, or even destroy as she chooses while she lives. How many times does a wizard like Olget need to hear 'No' to respect the answer given? He is beyond the age of receiving loving lies; if he won't engage with others' truths, why should his family or anyone else respect him?

David Kanevsky

Leaf-eyed ingredient: does Alden have green eyes?

Terrestrial_Biped

Pretty sure "tellingbush" is a metaphorical name the same way an online "bulletin board" or "forum" is. There are no physical wooden boards involved, no physical open spaces for staged discussion. We don't actually "post" online in the sense of nailing a notice to a post or bulletin board, but we call it that because the two technologies have the same fundamental purpose: placing information in a public space where it can be seen and responded to by all. A tellingbush is presumably the Artonan equivalent to a bulletin board, a low tech for public information exchange. I imagine a large bush with broad, sturdy leaves, where each message would be written on a different leaf of the bush. Hence their word for "post" would be "leaf", even once their tech had moved far beyond physical bushes.

Tanean

Something in this chapter gave me an idea, and then a question. If Alden can take a part of something with his power, will he be able to remove his secrecy tattoo if he only target the ink on his body?

Dax

Thanks for the chapter! I don't always comment it on every chapter either, but I do think it.

Terrestrial_Biped

Serious doubt. The ink cannot be removed unless the contract is already broken. Alden does not have the strength of authority to break the contract unilaterally. The gremlin would make his life hell if he tried.

Kemlion

Tftc! Loving this story so much more with every read

J Reynolds

Even if Bithe's reaction is "This guy may be a jackass human Avowed, but he's OUR jackass human Avowed, so you don't get to insult him," that's a step in the right direction. (FWIW, from what we see of him, Bithe was just having an off-time. So it looks like the 'Bithe is part of the Artonan KKK' theory has been exploded.)

PatienceHoney

What happens when one watches an episode of The Great British Bake Off just before a Soup chapter drops and a wizard refers to Alden as an ingredient? That's right! Dreams that Alden's wizardness is exposed because his influence into the magic with BOAB, and he creates a chocolate layer cake... it made more sense in my dream...

Francis

I wonder if Stu is a great ingredient because of his authority size

JJ Hunter

That's up there with my weird one the other week where Stu's plans for post-affixation 'cultural studies' involved disguising himself as Alden's elderly human aunt to visit Alden on Anesidora. Victor was there and was internet-famous somehow (Stu making cat memes? Or maybe that was Lute. Or Haoyu). Vandy wanted to connect with Victor on Trime. Lexi and Stu having a blush off. Not in the dream, but would be very funny: Winston miffed at Max weaponizing his classmate's elderly aunt against him. No tactic too low for these social-climbing cutthroat hero students!

Janny

Hearing Oglet make those comments made me die a little inside. You really captured the essence of those people who don’t have a drop of empathy in them. On the other hand, very excited to see how Alden’s class reacts to him showing up with his ingredient get up. Is it gym class that he has next?

Aspiring Moth

"Alden frowned at her text. He’d only allotted himself thirty minutes for his Saturday lunch break. But Natalie had given him a turkey, and he had said he was interested in seeing the drudgery place with her. Next weekend could look like anything, but the weekend after next was almost definitely going to be spent on Artona I, since that had been the date of his original first planned visit to the Rapport." the weekend in question is tomorrow in world. Alden is going to teleport to earth for gym, teleport back for the afterparty, and then likely spend the entire weekend with Stuart at the rapport. this could be the time for the wizardry reveal honestly. it feels like Alden just needs one more push

Anthony Lutz

If terrestrial_bipeds timeline is correct, thats next weekend. Natalie day was Dec 1, Currently Dec 7, stu visit is Dec 15

Clint

After his new epiphany, I hope Alden will get Mother to add a level or two to his fake status screen.

Matt DiMeo

In addition to spit soup ink dye, Alden’s dusted with ritual ingredients. Showering after. gym is a problem if he’s coming back.

John D Jones

@ WannaBeATree Probably not. There's dozens to hundreds of participants and Natalie still has to physically cook her stuff. The implication I got was that Alden was going to teleport to Matadero, zoom over to Gym in the Nonagon, do Gym, zoom back to Matedero and then teleport back to the Here-to-There Afterparty.

John D Jones

Bithe kind of reminds me of Lexi. He's a bit grouchy and anti-social (because he's in a lot of pain) but still determined to do the right thing. Meanwhile there's a lot of Hazel in Olget-ovekondo. Though Hazel probably does more actual work than he does.

Skull Leader

Alden is not a Quiet Rabbit, he just a rabbit that people intervene before he can give his very loud but polite rebuttal of SHAME to those that deserve it. Oh how I wish that Bithe had waiting just a couple more minutes before walking in. On another note, Alden is also one really Busy Rabbit. Learning magic. Hero School. And Votary special guest. I like how Alden is currently on vacation with his Rabbit Work. And yet he is, more often than not lately, off planet. Hopping back and forth, coming and going between Universes. For his mental health as well as Stu's mental health. His school has certainly going to have a hard time with Aiden having enough class room time to graduate.

loimprevisto

It's funny because he doesn't think he's busy *enough* compared to everything he has his digital version scheduled to do. He just can't cut himself any slack!

SnuggleCat

Alden's super name should be "Leaf-eyed Ingredient." He can pair up with Natalie to bring food and magic to the needy

Matt V

"If my wealth and my body can withstand three hundred more days like this one, then I should do well when my contributions and expertise are evaluated." I've heard of people going to party schools, but Leeter-zis is taking this to the next level. But more seriously, I'm very interested to find out what the communal spell/ritual will end up being. To the best of my recollection, we haven't seen any communal magic to this point, but to be worth the effort being put in here, I would imagine it must either add a ton of power to a spell or else enable different kinds of magic entirely.

Gaffer

Letter-zis being a “professional celebrant” to make it easier to work on his ritual magic specialty is so smart and makes me take him more seriously. A competent wizard with some depth who might be an occasional Rabbit summoner in the future?

Frozen

This is I think at least the second time attention has been drawn to the bag, which is apparently quite special, a ____ Traveler bag. Previously Stuart was eyeing it and seemed to think it was part of the price Alden got from Joe for his Thegund work. Curious to learn more!

Markus

Honestly the idea of turning communal celebration magic into a larp to make the setup easier is pretty great. I hope this guys ritual goes well cause he’s earned it.

Jeremy Goldberg

This was one of those chapters that I kept stopping and re-reading bits of because of how much I enjoyed them.

DAK

Alden can finally prove that votaries actually are assassins! All he has to do is tell Stu about his nap interruptions and Stu will become the proof.

John D Jones

John Wick aside, assassins tend to be sneaky and quiet. Stu grinding that dude into liquid shit would be neither.

denatured

"Ingredient" must be an Artonan word that doesn't have a direct English translation. Ingredients usually get transformed or subsumed. I'm a little concerned for our pals.

Guus van der Borg

Ya'know, I just realized, what was the stain of a wizard doing with Alden's bag before he woke up? How did he know it was a 'real' Traveler's Bag? I suspect he tried to open it and failed. He wasn't just here to disrespect the Knights and Alden. I'm fairly certain he was trying to steal from Alden, and only failed because Alden's bag is magic.

John D Jones

@ Guus van der Borg I think it's more likely that the << liquid shit >> wizard just tried to open the bag out of idle but inappropriate curiousity. When he couldn't (presumably even with the aid of magic) he identified it as a (something) Traveler's Bag.

Bland

no kidding. I don't know about everyone else but I get the impression I seriously misjudged the guy. I hope he continues popping up here and there, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was a one and done. There are so many people already to keep track of, and we haven't even seen kibby in like 150 chapters.

JJ Hunter

Re: pending gym interlude - you know, I bet this will also be the first time most of Alden's classmates might get to see him in his stylish indigo tank top and brown purple pants. Between that and the face paint, will they even recognize him as Alden instead of Some Incoming Wizard on the male general's flying disc? Rebecca got thrown off by Alden wearing his school uniform last time; who else might do a comical double-take this time? Alden may not have much skill use left for the day by the time gym starts at this rate; good thing he managed some overnight rest, the three sunrise day's jet lag was making me wince sympathetically just reading it.

JJ Hunter

Wonder if Instructor Waker will know the significance of the shape of that hooked face paint sign?

Ano Ano

This is straight up wrong. It's completely fine to use the word "ingredient" in a metaphorical way in English. e.g., Lisa is the secret ingredient that makes our team work.

J Reynolds

One hundred seventy-five+ chapters late, but I have a theory about why Alden got the bravery commendation from Alis-arth. It wasn't just for his hell-run with Kibby. It wasn't for enduring six months on Thegund before that, either. Those were necessary, but not sufficient. It was for telling Alis that he knew he was doomed and proceeding to quietly make up his will. For telling her what Kibby needed. For talking to Kibby one last time before he left, being a friend to her. Finally, it was for walking to what he was sure would be his own death on the ship's teleport room. That last one is the biggest one of them all, IMO. It's like the scene in Miller's Crossing (1990). Gabriel Byrne's character is taking John Turturo to the woods, where Turturo expects to be murdered. He begs, pleads and otherwise carries on. "Look into your heart!" he wails. As viewers, we may think to ourselves: 'what a wimp', but I think that most of us would probably be doing something similar. Not Alden. The amount of sangfroid he shows there was pretty impressive. So all those factors together made Alis give him the commendation.

Adamanus

Communal magic sounds interesting, and right up Alden's alley actually.

Matt DiMeo

from being sure the first time we met him that olget was gonna start blasting, to calming down ‘cause nothing happened and stu said he was poorly-diplomaed, to now I’ve convinced myself he’s gonna start blasting again.

Bob Smith

It sounds like Alden might not just show up for gym in (spit)face paint, but he might show up under the influence of the party spell. I cant imagine what it does, but the learning/chaos potential is quite high.

Bob Smith

Actually the thought of Alden showing up to gym face painted and high as a kite is hilarious.

David

Good Artonan parties have rabbit servers. The best serve rabbits.

David

It’s a team effort. Bithe gave him a nice sear. Olget cooked him for a few hours on low. Leerer-zis seasoned him to taste.

MWF

I think Alden and Bithe are going to be okay now. I fully expect them to reach a point where Alden starts teasing him about his judginess about diction the same way he teases Stu about the Mishnen incident.

David

Not just that, but it’s magic he can do with other humans, one day

MWF

I really appreciated the description of the city. It sounds alien in a lovely sort of way. Especially with the lack of advertising. Can you even imagine?

MWF

A bit like Klein that way. Sure he can be a bit of a jerk but his hearts on the right place and he can admit when he was wrong or at least that he might be.

Lodus

You know, I just had a thought. Last chapter, when Stu helped Alden figure out a new part of his skill, it really didn't seem like he was guessing at how Alden's skill worked. It seemed like he KNEW. We've been guessing for ages at how Alden will tell Stu about his authority sense and BOAB, but I only just considered now that Mother may have already told Stu at least some of it. She was willing to share Stu's most painful memory with Alden to bring them together, who's to say she wouldn't also have shared some of Alden's memories or secrets to Stu as well? To be clear, I don't think Stu knows about Alden's authority sense yet, and Mother's most recent conversation with Alden seems to, maybe, confirm that. But I genuinely wonder if Mother shared Alden's skill name with Stu, knowing that Stu would try to help Alden progress it, and bringing them closer together in the process.

Eva

How are we pronouncing Bithe? I was thinking it rhymes with lithe, but then someone said it was like wither but with a b and silent r.... There is an ocean between those two.

Jazehiah

Sometimes I pronounce it Bye-th. Sometimes Bith-ee. There are a few names in this series that would benefit from a pronunciation guide.

Jazehiah

> Of course Alis felt that way; the human boy had tried to make her feel better for not saving him and only asked for her help making a will. And he did that *after* sacrificing literally everything to save Kibby. His physical injuries and the damage to his affixation were critical when he got to Alis.

Anthony Lutz

i dont have an opinion of if he knows or not (at least for this comment), but what Stu does know is how magic/authority is supposed to work. When Alden and Stu were discussing other students, Stu say that spell impressions should be castable even without limb awareness, as in just doing it via authority. With Alden, Stu could simply have known that targeting/accepting the water, and preserving the water are two distinct parts of how it should work that Alden was not separating.

Jose Oxrim

Today, on a highway, i saw an ad that improved my day. “When times get tough, Alden is here for you” 🥹

WannaBeATree

I dunno, Bithe telling Alden to not pick up the box, somehow triggered a "Don't come to school tomorrow." feeling.

JJ Hunter

You know, Leeter-zis could have taken Stu-art'h's request as an insult, a statement of distrust in Leeter's qualifications and competence, but given Stu tends to come across as whole-heartedly earnest, and his connections are so absurdly weighted towards people who are among the very best in their respective fields, I bet Leeter is taking this as actually rather sweet, and also a potential career-advancing opportunity.

denatured

Yeah! An extremely well-connected, expert wizard is about to become aware of his work!

Shawn

Can you imagine how hard it will be for Alden to << keep still >> during the communal magic? Mother really is devious.

John D Jones

I think it's pretty clear that Olget is too much of a wuss to blast anything - even blanket "skin ghosts." He'll gossip, stir up trouble and might do something like damage his mom's wand to blame the -bor family, but he's too gutless for an outright attack.

J Reynolds

Four words for the upcoming gym class: Alden versus Winston duel.

Hailhound

Alden with conspicuously artonan facepaint versus Winston duel. Wonder how Winston would react to that, does Alden’s artonan accoutrements make him a more worthwhile opponent, or the obvious rabbity nature of them (a combat class wouldn’t be summoned to be part of a ritual like that) make him worth less

denatured

Aaaah! Unless a communal spell moves << you >> and he fights it to stay still! Leeter-zis isn't the ideal candidate to find out first! Great now I have nerves

Pranay

Alden about to cross the universe twice just to go the gym. I have no excuse anymore.

WannaBeATree

Not sure if it was mentioned already, but Here-to-Theres really show how much artonans value community. If we want to leave to a new place, we don't take our whole neighborhood with us. I wonder if this is a post scarcity thing? But then they did mention having to do it in the past under bad circumstances. Is a tightly knit group more valuable to wizards somehow? Is the expecation to be able to learn a new trade under competent teachers and not loose anything while doing it, that strong? Or does it relate to them being very vulnerable to famine?

John D Jones

It reminds me a little of this scene from the British TV series, Sharpe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG7daMnrNuY The Simmerson character is a lying, gutless asshole, but the writing for him and the acting by Michael Conchane is brilliant. Similarly Olget is a cowardly, whining piece of crap, but Sleyca's writing in portraying him in terms of "show, don't tell" is also brilliant.

Bob Smith

Well their aliens so its really hard to speculate. If they were humans I would say they probably figured out people don't fare very well in the kind of deracinated societies we are currently living in. Keeping extended families together geographically might just be necessary for healthy human development.

puppy0cam

Chapter Predictions!

puppy0cam

Alden loses to Winston in gym Alden falls asleep while riding the Nine Edged Son Whose Own Mother Forsakes Him Kibby videos! Alden's finally sorts through his message queue for "texts from random strangers" A meeting between SAL leaders about if they will be paying taxes this year (as a reminder, criminal proceeds *is* taxable income) Someone tries to carjack the Nine Edged Son Whose Own Mother Forsakes Him Esh-Erdi trollage Stuart slips on a banana peel Confetti cannons are finally in the Chicago Consulate's budget. Gorgon gets mentioned in the chapter Alden starts to get sick from all the interdimensional teleports he's been doing lately Some wizard decides to bring penguins to matadero

jg

Chapter predicting... Magic face paint declaring << this is Leeter-zis ingredient Earthling flavoured >> an Artonan poetry spouting Alden arrives on the green nineson to the doors of the gym, drops a few 10,000 Argold tips on random girls in his class... in front of packed stadiums of onlookers, picks up a puddle of water and insists in being pelted by Snake's balls ... Ah Lexi! You're such a good roommate! My elderly aunt wants to meet you! << What! But instructor! The ritual spell demands it! >>

David

Longer-term predictions; Esh / Lind Otta will gift something big to CNH before they leave Earth. It will cause a stir and throw more chaos into the ongoing rivalry between the top schools. Bithe is going to …participate… in the next knight ceremony, which will occur before Stu’s affixation and stir up all sorts of very charged emotions in the lead up to that event. Alden will confess at that point to help Stu.

PatienceHoney

Non Soup related informational post. Today is the Feast Day of St. Arwars, patron saint of force, resistance, jedi, and droids. May the Fourth be with you!

JJ Hunter

Alden dreaming Thinks of life to part water, Arm cut by ship's shield Oh no, there's another reason Alden's subconscious might be dwelling on the agonized screams of the bokabv in his dreams besides whatever biting rebuke his Traveler's bag might have given a snooping Olget.

JJ Hunter

Ryada's mood shifted after she saw Olget failing to cleanly kill a larger enemy, repeatedly battering it with weak blows. Her skill is Life to Water, involving touching an enemy to transform their body to water. She's still a newling knight; she may not be all that fast at effecting that transformation. If she touched a larger enemy, and they tore themselves away from her deadly touch, would the effect be more like *part* life to water? Like slicing away a limb? Alden knows exactly what it sounds like when, say, a man has his arm suddenly severed off by a closing ship's shield in a combat situation.

MWF

Question: can Artonans have green or blue eyes? They all react to Alden having green eyes the way I mentally react when one of them has pink eyes. Are green eyes straight up alien to them or are they just rare with some cultural significance? I mean in fairness both blue and green eyes pretty rare in humans too, though I forget exactly what the scientific consensus is on how that genetic quirk happened. I think blue eyes were just a random one off genetic mutation that happened to stick around but I forget how green eyes happened.

Sashani

I think he’s going to participate too. He is resisting deeper friendship tattoos and positive feedback on his affixation causes pain induced rage. Poor guy.

denatured

Human eyes can have variants of two different types of melanin in them, ranging from black-brown to reddish-yellow. Green eyes are just blue eyes with a bit of yellowish melanin. And blue eyes are actually whitish, it's just how different wavelengths of light scatter through the collagen fibres and lenses that makes them look blue, kind of like how snow shadows look blue even though snow isn't blue.

JennP

Now's the time when I start to compulsively check for chapter updates every 10 minutes...

Anthony Lutz

Sleyca has posted a new chapter..... sorry i tricked you with the patreon notification. I too hope it's soon.