HxG Chapter 08 (Patreon)

Thank god he was the Robin Williams Genie. As if he knew what I was thinking for a split second he swapped to the Will Smith version. “Keep my wife’s name out yo FUCKIN MOUTH!” My nose scrunched up at the terrible CGI Genie as he kept quoting him. “Ahh, that’s hot. That’s hot. Welcome to Earf… In west Philadelphia, born and raised!”

I groan realizing my mistake. “Please stop.” He covered back to Robin Williams and had a big smile on his face as he had swapped to Will Smith to annoy me. I asked. “You’re more than the comic relief right?” He converted into Porky Pig before stuttering. “T-t-t-t-t-t-that’s for sure.” Changing into Yoda next. “An ass kicker I am.” To prove his power he shifted his arm and cut into the wall with a lightsaber.

He got about halfway through before he took a weaker form and looked tired. He changed into Droopy before saying. “Sorry. Lightsabers are bullshit overpowered and using them tuckers me out.” He pulled a blanket and pillow out of thin air before laying down and snoring extremely loudly. I was getting frustrated by all the rapid changes and the spirit and it knew I was so stopped swapping and was finally ready to explain.

As his body morphed I was taken aback as tears were brought to my eyes as he took the form of one of my friends who died. Jake was my best friend but got hit by a car one day and just around that time I started to get sick. It really seemed like the death of Jake was the death of my innocence and the start of my pain. The sight left me stunned and he began altering the form and aging up the seven-year-old boy to my own age.

“I’m just getting used to my powers. Let’s see. From what I learned, I can take on the forms of comic relief characters or sidekicks but being a protagonist like Yoda takes more energy. You can power me up by pouring nen into me which will let me fight with you otherwise I’ll be in a visual-only ghost mode where I can only speak to you and no one else. If you’re about to run out of nen you can suck some out of me so I can also function as a nen battery. It’ll take me about eight hours to reform naturally but you can also focus on resummoning me by spending nen. And I can’t be female so no talking me into taking the form of a woman you want to fuck you creepo.”

I looked at him incredulously. “If wanting to have sex with one of the smartest people in fiction makes me a creepo then sure.” Jake sat down on the edge of my bed like he used to when he was little and once again I got a hit of nostalgia from him taking on the mannerisms of my old friend. “Well, I mean you’re conjuring up fictional characters from your mind to fuck. That’s extremely close to masturbating if you ask me.”

I tsked at him before responding. “Agree to disagree. Which reminds me. Is there a way to turn you off without draining you? I’d rather not have a version of my dead friend giving me sex advice while I’m getting my freak on.” With a deadpan expression, he answered. “Yeah, it isn’t something I’m looking forward to either. I think I can go into an even further nen saver mode where I’m completely deactivated even to you until you ping me to turn it back on. So, whenever you want some alone time just let me know.”

“I want some alone time.” He gave me a raspberry before standing up. “Pththththththff. You’re no fun. Well, I guess you have been waiting for a while and it shouldn’t take too long for you to finish so I’ll get going then. Just remember to ping me back when you’re finished in a minute, peace.” He gave a peace sign before completely fading out.

I waited thirty seconds to see if he would pop back up but he didn’t. He must have known how excited I was to get access to my aura and nen ability after almost a week. I was so wound up that there was a real chance I wouldn’t mind him sticking around to watch but if there was a way not to then I’d rather keep it to myself. Once again locking my door I prepare the room for lovemaking.

I light some candles before turning the lights off and playing some smooth jazz before I summon Bulma back. When she poofs in it’s in the same compromised position she was in before she was canceled before. Her tits out with her panties slightly pulled off in a horizontal position. I managed to catch her as she would have slammed her perfect butt on the ground if I didn’t. My enhanced reflexes really worked overtime to realize what was happening before she got hurt.

She blinked before asking. “Woah, what happened? You look… Different, like a little bigger maybe?” I hadn’t seen her for about a week so I hadn’t noticed the changes myself but I was a bit bigger muscle-wise from all the improved stats. I was already practically in peak physical shape but a little bit of extra muscle made my body look more refined.

As she was perhaps overthinking things I sealed her questions with a kiss as I carried her to the bed before climbing on myself. We were both topless now with her just in shorts and underwear while I was just in a pair of boxers. I kept kissing her, I knew I wasn’t the best. My clumsy kisses were entirely reciprocated by her though as we both made out with enthusiasm.

I frantically pulled at her bottoms as I slid my boxers off. Her hands explored down touching me as she looked down to verify what she was feeling. “Oh my.” My dick bounced at the attention as she got back to kissing after seeing what I was packing. My penis rubbed against her stomach as I unconsciously thrust against her.

As clumsy as I was, Bulma had only ever been with one other person and he seemed like the type of guy who would be a selfish lover. He did end up cheating on her, which makes very little sense to me. If I existed in that universe and managed to snag one of the smartest most wealthy women on the planet I’d make sure to not cheat on her… I did plan on having sex with other women though but it was different for me!

If I did find a girl I liked in this universe… I probably would still sleep with my summons but it wouldn’t technically be cheating only masturbation! Yea… That makes sense logically. At the very least I’d make sure she was okay with me taking multiple partners and wouldn’t sneak around behind her back. That’s if our relationship wasn’t just fuck buddies.

I finally penetrated her and came almost immediately. She looked shocked before I could see a slight frown. She thought I was done but this body came with many benefits. One of those benefits was a dick that stayed hard even after cumming. I kept pumping into her even though I came and her shocked surprise turned to delight as I kept up the motion of the ocean.

It was six hours later when I finally ran out of nen. I heard several pop-ups but didn’t want to be too distracted in the moment so didn’t open my menu. I got some sleep before finally waking up when someone knocked on my door. I couldn’t keep the smile off my face as I thought about what I could have unlocked from the six-hour fuck session I just had.