RiaN Chapter 34 (Patreon)

“So this is sort of irregular. Normally, shinobi groups aren’t this big; your sensei would test you, but we’ll forgo that for this group. Instead, we’ll go back to the basics of mentioning your name, some likes and dislikes, and your goal in life.” Kurenai Sensei tucked a strand of hair behind her ear as she continued.

“I’ll go first then. My name is Kurenai Yuhi. I like big, strong men, genjutsu, and the color red. I dislike men who chase after me like love-sick puppies, seaweed touching my foot when I’m swimming, and anything bitter tasting. My dream is to become a mother and develop a special core of ninja outside of the Uchiha, just as skilled as they are at genjutsu. Anko, do you want to go next?” 

She looked at the scantily clad shinobi as she ate a dango off a skewer. “Huh? Oh yeah, sure. My name is Anko Ryuchi. I like dango.” After saying that, she ate another off her skewer before gesturing at me. “So. When are you going to fuck some babies in me?” All of the women surrounding me glared at her, except for Hinata.

“Anko! These are… Well, they’re not children… But still, have some class.” “Will having class pour semen into my womb? No, I’m taking the up-front approach. We’re doing this alternative size squad, so there is plenty of pussy around the new special clan. I’m making him fully aware that my cunt is warm and ready for him whenever he wants it.”

Kurenai yelled at her while she laughed and finished her dango. “Umm, I’ll go next then. My name is Hinata Hyuga and… I want children as well. I think that’s why we’re all here, so we can all avoid saying it to speed things up. I like food, the more the better, but if I were to pick a favorite, it would have to be barbecue. I dislike people who talk behind someone's back, and my goal is to become a high-ranking member of the village, whether it be as a Hyuga elder or part of the Konoha council.”

She spoke in a cheery voice, very sociable, especially compared to her anime counterpart. There wasn’t much shyness in her attitude anymore; very rarely did I get to see it now, but every time I did, I couldn’t help but like her more and more. “Talia Ryuchi. I like fighting, fucking, and food. I don’t like bitches trying to steal my man. And my goal is to become the most powerful taijutsu master in the village.”

Many of the girls blistered over the fact that Talia and I were already having sex, and even Anko squinted her eyes. Right now, it was still a competition. Hinata tried to placate the group, raising her hands as she got between the two of them to break their eye contact. “Now, now. It isn’t a competition. We’ll all be sister wives in the future; there’s no reason to be hostile to one another if we’re all connected to the same man.”

With a disgruntled harumph, Anko and Talia looked away; both of them had a very similar attitude, and I didn’t doubt that once they started talking, they’d be the two who got along the best… Maybe I can get the two of them to kiss and make up in the bedroom… But I can’t get an erection right now, thinking about what-ifs; there’s a bunch of horny, attractive girls around me, so I couldn’t embarrass myself.

“I’m… Umm KarIn Uzumaki. I like… Big muscles and handsome faces. Huff Ehehehe.” She started to breathe heavily and bleed from her nose as her glasses fogged up. It was odd seeing it the first time she overheated like this, but by now, all of her classmates were used to it. “Is she okay?” Kuranei asked, with all of us waving her off after saying this was a common thing.

“I’m Kite Might. I want to be more than a taijutsu specialist like my other clan members… And I guess… I like Tama as well.” She couldn’t help but blush as she pouted out her lips and looked away, embarrassed. Her talking about her family made me think of a female Guy Might. I looked at her as if she were Guy Might with lipstick and a pair of boobs before she went back to her beautiful self. She had a body better suited for taijutsu, but still strived to be more than what people expected of her, and I really admired that.

“Suki Uchiha. I like kunai throwing and fire ninjutsu. I’m trained in tracking and sensory techniques. I hate my father because he wants me to marry another Uchiha, and my goal is to become the clan head of the Uchiha.” She was no Mikoto, but if I put enough kids in her, she might develop that Milf body Mikoto had. Still too youthful looking in my opinion, but still good, possibly one of the most beautiful faces, but her body was last place out of all the girls.

Shiho cleared her throat before speaking. “I’m Shiho, no clan name as I am an orphaned civilian with no last name. I like reading and learning new things. I like… I like Tama as well. I don’t dislike much. And my goal is to become the head of Konoha’s Crypto-analyst team.” She stood to speak and sat back down after she was finished. She adjusted her glasses, and I could see the slight tinge of red on her cheeks as everyone stared at her.

“I’m Tama Yoki. A new and upcoming clan leader of the Yoki clan. I guess we make extremely good jinchuriki vessels, so one of our children may end up becoming the jinchuriki. I like competent girls; I plan on marrying you all eventually. I’m skilled in many fields… I like most foods, fishing, and a cold drink on a hot day. I dislike incompetent people, and my goal is to live my life one day at a time, and hopefully pop out a few dozen kids before I die.”

I couldn’t pull off the aloof nature like Sasuke; I was relying on the silly, happy-go-lucky attitude Naruto had and hoping that my good looks would carry me, which thankfully, they did so far. Besides the fact that all of my teammates were eyefucking me (including the two senseis), it wasn’t the first time my good looks drew attention.

“Alright, now that that is over with. We should go pick up our first mission. While you go do that… I need to talk to Tama by myself. Preferably in a bedroom, but at this point, I don’t mind talking to him anywhere.” Anko tried to pull me away as all the other girls moved to stop her. Over the next few days, we got to work on shinobi missions.

Rank F, D, and even most of C were for ninja who graduated early (the same time as in the anime). We dealt with C rank missions for the first few days, but tomorrow would be our first B rank mission. The difficulty of each rank scaled dramatically. F rank was for missions that didn’t require any ninja skills. Often, these missions were more specialized, requiring specific skills for completion, but they rarely involved risk of injury.

D rank was chores. Many of these missions were paid for by the village just so new shinobi would get some practice in with the system. C rank was the first risk; the missions would take you outside the village for the first time and often involved fighting or killing bandits. B rank was the first rank where suspected shinobi were in play. A rank was expected of elite shinobi, not just rogues, and S was something only the strongest shinobi in the village had the possibility of succeeding at. 

I was trying to get a good night's sleep, but I was worn out from being pulled in so many directions by all the women who wanted to sleep with me and just wanted to sleep. I heard a knock on my door, and was half tempted to leave it go until the morning, but I was curious. My curiosity got the best of me, so without ceremony, I moved to open it.