FF7R: The Part where i actually like the game. (Patreon)

Here's more of my post game riffing on FF7 Remake. This video contains the 20 minute section of Shinra Tower where the game is actually sort of cool, right before careening off a cliff with it's time ghost shenanigans. As was said by Scarlett in the thumbnail "Stop, you're timing is impeccably atrocious. That joke will only make sense until i change the thumbnail, so consider a limited time chuckle. 

Watch as i all too briefly marvel at some cool final fantasy 7 stuff before being reminded i'm playing the remake. 

In other news this room is full of BUGS. Goddamn SKEETERS.

SQUEETOS!

MO-SKITTERZ!

suckin my bloods. buzzin around my eyes. touching me. I hate them. Some fucking massive demon spider bit my ankle in my sleep and it's clearly infected and i am definitely going to lose this foot. 

I don't know what else there is to say. I'm an old, beaten down, footless man, posting a final fantasy 7 remake lets play. That about says it all. That's the tragic story of the modern man. Truly a Grapes Of Wrath for our generation. I'll be accepting my Great American Novelist Time Travel Sex Romp With The Bronte Sisters now. 

Don't tell me that isn't a real thing, don't take my dreams from me, they're all i have left. They ruined Final Fantasy 7, they took my foot, and now they're trying to take my dreams of time travel shenanigans and old timey debauchery. Communism in action, folks. 

Takin away my dreams, putting em through the money machine, and converting them into stimulus checks for the rest of you people who for some reason still ain't got corona and died yet. In the words of my my mentor, the Malcom In The Middle Intro, life is unfair. 

I could really go for a lobster bisque breadbowl right now.