He's back, apparently. (Patreon)

Yes. Like clockwork, as soon as you think he's finally gone forever, everyone's favorite horrible character returns. I was actually going to post a sort of forest vlog thing, but i guess i'll save that because i straight up just found this lost episode of Babadook Spook. Apparently that spooky bad boi uploaded this a while ago and i never even noticed. It's dated July 2019. I mean that's not so bad, i basically only lost track of it for a month, give or take a year. 

Honestly compared to the horror show of 2020, the frightful freakery of Babadook Spook's life and crimes seem a rather quaint little time capsule by comparison. A serene scene of the world as it was, a wistful reminder of the days when our only worries were scary wizards and hard boss battles. 

Like all chapters in these legendary journeys, this one is weird, stupid, and most of all dumb. In this lost episode, Babadook Spook discovers the miracle of strength/poise builds and briefly considers a change in career, before coming to his senses and crapping all over the 4th wall as he is occasionally prone to do, what with his all-seeing powers of multiversal perception and whatnot. 

Then he fights a boss and gets his ass kicked, which is also par for the course. Or is it? Does he usually win? I don't even remember. It feels like it's been eons since i've seen one of these. If you hate Babadook Spook and think his adventures are a horrible waste of time that got old a thousand years ago... umm.. well... i'm sorry. 

Honestly I wasn't really feeling the other thing i was going to post so i gotta think about it some more, but while i was debating that, this jumped out at me like Big Daddy Spook himself from a scary bedroom closet, so i take it as a sign. I don't question the Babadook Spook and his uncanny ways, nor do i decide when he shows up. Perhaps it be fate, or perhaps he laid this video as a trap, knowing with his dark clairvoyance that it would be found on exactly this date. 

To what ends doth he weave his machiavellian schemes? I fear that knowledge will forever lie beyond the grasp of us mere mortals, weak and non-spooky as we are. All i know is the magic mantra he taught me to calm myself when things get weird, "It is what it is". 

Seriously, i don't even remember making this. What the fuck. God knows how many other cursed videos like this have slipped my mind and are just waiting to be bumbled into like landmines on my hard drive. I'm scared.